BUT…we Glenn Closians are merciful bunch if nothing else, and though a great deal of us had decided that we should beam Glenn’s long suffering ass right back up to our planet and shoot one ginormous side-eye ray right down that receding hair line you call the polar ice caps, thereby rapidly running doomsday clock you already started on your planet…*breathe…Our better Michelle Pfeiffer's, (one of our other higher forms of intelligence) decided against it. So in short you have now been given one more chance to rectify this very serious dishonor against our very existence, our family , and our Shaolin Temple ( which we also invented). This year when the Oscars are unveiled, we forbid anyone other than Glenn to win. Not Toni (Though we really do think her work is actually equal to Glenns’ we admit this) not Viola, and damn sure not Gaga. Not Gloria, Gladys, not Glenn Oaks, or Shady Glen, or GlennGary/GlennRoss, just Glenn Close for her measured, engrossing, perfect portrait of restraint, resentment, and long suffering (similar to her Oscar treatment) in this year’s “The Wife” got dammit. If our very simple demand is not met, just know it will be the very last thing you see…. after the Best Picture is revealed, and the Vanity Fair after party, but definitely after that. ….NOW we ask you are we not merciful?……